that friend that always tries to please you
What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
"Nigga, what’s class?"
0 to 100 real quick
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
nothing i expected. everything i wanted
when someone keeps farting
Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.
grandma will you knit me some dank ass kush